Powerful stuff...

[chad67]

A priest is walking by a house and notices that a little boy is playing with a bottle of liquid. He says, "what have you got,son?" "I have a bottle of turpentine, this is the most powerful liquid in the world." The priest answers, "No, son, this is the most powerful liquid" as he pulls a bottle from his pocket. "This is holy water. You put this on a pregnant woman's belly and she will pass a son." The boy says, "That's nothing! You put this on a cat's butt and he'll pass a motorcycle!"