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How the Government works

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How the Government works as told by Little Johnny.

Johnny's school teacher told the class that for home work they needed to find out how the government works.Johnny went home and asked his father his dad explained
"the government is like our household I am the president, Mom is congress, your nanny is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future".
Johnny still doesn't understand,and his father tells him to sleep on it and it will come to him. Later that night Johnny is awakened by the crying of his baby brother who
has a dirty diaper. goes to his parents room where he finds his mother asleep. His father is not in bed. He walks down the hallway and finds his father in bed with the nanny.
johnny goes back to bed. the next day Johnny explains to the class "The president is screwing the work force while congress does nothing nobody cares about the people and
the FUTURE is full of fecal matter.
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:lol: :thup:
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Yup. Pretty well sums it up.
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Only Little Johnny, :lol:
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