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Sunday Clothes

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SUNDAY CLOTHES

A little boy was walking down a dirt road after church one Sunday
afternoon when he came to a crossroads where he met a little girl coming
from the other direction.




'Hello,' said the little boy


'Hi,' replied the little girl.


'Where are you going?' asked the little boy.


'I've been to church this morning and I'm on my way home,'
answered the little girl.

'I'm also on my way home from church.
Which church do you go to?' asked the little boy.


'I go to the Lutheran church back down the road,' replied the little
girl.
'What about you? '







'I go to the Catholic church back at the top of the hill,'
replied the little boy.





They discover that they are both going the same way
so they decided that they'd walk together.





They came to a low spot in the road where spring rains had partially
flooded the road, so there was no way that they could get across to
the
other side without getting wet.





'If I get my new Sunday dress wet, my Mom's going to skin me alive,'
said the little girl.





'My Mom'll tan my hide, too, if I get my new Sunday suit wet,'
replied the little boy.





'I tell you what I think I'll do,' said the little girl. 'I'm gonna
pull
off all my clothes and hold them over my head and wade across.'





'That's a good idea,'replied the little boy.
'I'm going to do the same thing with my suit.'








So they both undressed and waded across to the other side without
getting
their clothes wet. They were standing there in the sun waiting to
drip dry
before putting their clothes back on, when the little boy finally
remarked







'You know, I never realized before just how much difference there
really is between a Lutheran and a Catholic!!!
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:eek: :evil:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: that's FUNNY right there, I don't care who you are! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
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:lol: Wow... that was funny.
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