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Wyoming Survivor



Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Wyoming is planning to do its own, entitled, Survivor - Wyoming Style. The contestants will start in Cheyenne, travel to Lusk, Newcastle, Moorcroft, over to Gillette and down to Bar Nun and on to Hell's Half Acre. They will then proceed up to Worland, on to Meeteetse, then on to Shoshoni, Lander and Casper. >From there, they'll proceed to Medicine Bow, Laramie and finally back to Cheyenne.



Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads:

'I'm gay, I'm a vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore, George Strait Sucks,

Hillary in 2008, Protect The Wolves, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!



The first one to make it back to Cheyenne alive wins.
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Hahaha, heard that one about ny and Tejas.
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itll never happen, they will all be found tied to a fence post.
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rjewkes wrote:Hahaha, heard that one about ny and Tejas.
Yeah, the Tejas one whent like this...

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, TEJAS is planning to do its own, entitled, Survivor - TEJAS Style. The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Corpus Christi and on to Laredo. They will then proceed up to El Paso, on to Lubbock, then on to Amarillo, than to Abeline to Ft Worth than back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a hot pink prius with large bumper stickers that read....

A "rainbow" bumper sticker, I'm a vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore, George Strait Sucks, stop global warming, save the whales,

Obama in 2008, we're here to confiscate your guns, and a go green sticker.

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins. lol
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There's rednecks in texas too? :eek:
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RedneckTexan wrote:save the whales
I'm sorry man I had ta bust laughing on this one...

I lived in Tejas for 3 years and never once saw any whales, a few heffers, but no whales... :wink:

However in Northern CA, there was a popular song along the coastal area called "Save the bales" ...
It became really popular after over 100 bales of pot, of unknown origin, began washing up on shore back in the mid 80's...
Brings a whole differant meaning to the term "Green Peace" don't it... :D

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Blue Cloud wrote:There's rednecks in texas too? :eek:
Yes :evil:
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