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It was
the summer of 1981, a year before my graduation from high school.
That summer I spent a weekend hauling hay for a neighbor of mine.
The original agreement was $50 for both days helping him haul in hay
bales from the field. On one trip bringing the hay up to the
homestead, I noticed a trio of old cars parked out behind his barn,
one of which was the Dodge. He said it had been parked there for
years, after having caught fire in the trunk area. During a lunch
break I walked out to look them over and saw there was no apparent
damage to anything on this car. I talked him into giving me that car
in lieu of the agreed-upon wages.
The
following weekend my dad and I towed the Coronet home, a trip of
about 5-6 miles on gravel roads. I remember my mom dreading me
dragging this home, since based on my father's description of it to
her, it was a hunk of junk. However, when we pulled it into the
driveway and got it disconnected and started really looking it over,
my mom came out to see, and commented how it was in much better
shape than she'd anticipated.
However,
what proved to be it's fatal flaw was the fact that the 318 V8 was
seized up. My dad and I tried for several days to get it broke
loose, using diesel fuel in the cylinders to loosen up the rust, to
no avail. Because I couldn't afford a replacement engine (or a
rebuild), the car became my classroom. I immediately subscribed to
Hot Rod magazine and spent a lot of time daydreaming about
how someday it would ride again. I spent many evenings just sitting
in the car, listening to far-away radio stations on my pocket
transistor radio...and dreaming.
In the
end, I completely disassembled this car, just to learn how things
were put together. I was reading about camshafts and timing chains
in Hot Rod, but hadn't even seen one in real life...so I took apart
everything I could disassemble, just for the knowledge. If I
couldn't unbolt/unscrew it, I cut it apart. I just wanted to see
every square inch of this car and learn. The only thing I wasn't
permitted to tear apart was the suspension, because my dad wanted to
be able to tow it out of the driveway eventually.
After
the car was pretty much completely disassembled, he and I took it
out to a ravine at the back part of our property, to leave it along
the side, out of sight of the house. However, I decided that it
wasn't a good enough ending...I wanted something spectacular to
close this chapter. I decided to push it off into the ravine. It
wasn't a large ravine, maybe 15-20 feet deep, but it would do. I
lined it up....and pushed! Unfortunately, it wasn't like in the
movies, where it rolled a dozen times and exploded into flame. No,
it rolled on it's wheels about 10 feet before getting lodged onto
the trunk of a tree...and it wasn't going any farther.
I'd
occasionally go out to the ravine to visit the car, when I was just
going for a walk. Once I was out with a .22 rifle 'big-game
hunting', and popped a few holes into the hulk.
A year
later, in 1982, I graduated from high school and joined the Army. My
mom and dad sold the ranch and moved into town. I figured I'd never
see that car again. But I never forgot about it.
Fast
forward about 7-8 years. I'd done my three years active-duty service
and moved back to a nearby town, and gotten a job. As things would
go, one day a couple of buddies and I had a day to kill with
absolutely nothing to do, so for the heck of it we decided to go
check out my car. We just parked along the gravel road and had to
walk back about two miles to where it was sitting. I just wanted to
get some pictures to add to the photo album, since I'd never gotten
any while I still lived there. Anyway, this is what I took then:
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I had to dig out the old photo album to scan the following
pictures. They're not high-quality shots, due to their age and
the cheap Kodak 110 camera we used, but they're all there is.

Fig. 1 - Here's where I found the Coronet, sitting next
to a Ford LTD and a '50s-era Buick.

Fig. 2 - ...and here's a shot taken the morning we
dragged it home. My first car!

Fig. 3 - Here's a shot my mom took of my dad and I looking over
the seized-up 318.

Fig. 4 - After a week or two the Dodge was pushed over to
a side of the driveway, where it sat for the next year, while I
wore out a set of tools...and got an automotive education.

Fig. 5 - Another view of it's home in the driveway. You can see
my dad's '71 F250 Custom in the background, complete with
homemade stock rack. (This is the truck which inspired me to
find the truck I'm building now.)

Fig. 6 - A very bad picture of the interior, but it's the
only one I have. |